Yo!
Depois de postar sobre meu filme, não sei porque diabos (diabos? Uops! Foi mal!) me deu uma vontade repentina de falar com Deus. Sabe como é... aquele papo intimista e particular de um mortal para uma divindade onipotente, entendem?
Abaixo segue o teor da conversa (em inglês, porque Deus só fala língua de primeiro mundo):
Me: Hello god
God: Hello child. What is your name?
Me: Mauro
God: Hi there Mauro.
Me: How's up there?
God: Fine as far as I know. All things ok here too ?
Me: Pretty much
God: Be more specific.
Me: I mean, it's all ok and well with me
God: OK with me too.
Me: So...it is hard to be a god?
God: Aha. Why not?
Me: C'mon. Seriously.
God: Do you always express yourself that way? I am always serious.
Me: Sorry
God: There's no need to apologize.
Me: Ok. Do you like sex?
God: Yippee! Sure I do, Mauro, but that doesn't mean with you.
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T.
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4 comments:
Olha o meu papo com Deus:
Me:
God, do angels have sex?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
what does it means?
God:
" I am a Christian."? What does it means?
Me:
are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Daniel
olha só a minha XD
Me:
... hi God... how are you?
God:
Hello there. What is your name? My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
You don` t know? Mi name is Kendi.
God:
I know that I do not know. And Kendi is Mi name.
Me:
Your name is Kendi too? Cool!
God:
My name is God. Who is the best robot?
Me:
Gundan? Mazinger? Megas XLR? I don` t know.
God:
You think Gundan is superior to ALICE? Where are you located? Tell me a little about your life in Megas XLR. Me either.
Me:
Who` s Alice? I` m from Brasil. Unfortunatelly I don' t have a Megas.
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself. What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Brasil. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Growing up? Sorry, I don't understand. Mi English is very poor. can we speak in Portuguese, please?
God:
How far up? Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. And poor is Mi English. Your polite style is very nice. Do you mean you and me? I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in in Portuguese.
Me:
God:
How far up? Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. And poor is Mi English. Your polite style is very nice. Do you mean you and me? I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in in Portuguese.
Me:
Sure. In Portuguese, God is pronunciate Deus.
God:
OK let's do it. Awesome. I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
Ops! I have to go now. It was a good talk. See ya.
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? Oh. See you later, . Nice chatting with you. Oh I get it. Very interesting. See you later, .
Besteves Computeiro On:
Mais um teste de Turing, e como eu converso com essas criaturas!
Turing [um dos pais da computação] 'estabeleceu' que uma máquina só poderia ser considerada inteligente se ela fosse capaz de se comunicar de forma 'perfeita (*)'.
Esse teste inclusive 'aparece' no Blade Runner, muito fod...
(*) Entenda 'perfeita' como indistinguivel de um ser humano: é como se vc batesse papo com dois estranhos no msn e não conseguisse discernir qual seria humano e qual seria máquina. Antigamente existia um 'premio turing' de 300k dolares pra quem conseguisse fazer uma entidade artificial conversar coesamente por 30 minutos, mas não sei se o prêmio ainda existe...
Besteves Computeiro Off:
Como eu gosto desses chatzinhos... a petrobras tinha um muito legal!
Besteves
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