Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Chatting With God

Yo!

Depois de postar sobre meu filme, não sei porque diabos (diabos? Uops! Foi mal!) me deu uma vontade repentina de falar com Deus. Sabe como é... aquele papo intimista e particular de um mortal para uma divindade onipotente, entendem?

Abaixo segue o teor da conversa (em inglês, porque Deus só fala língua de primeiro mundo):

Me: Hello god

God: Hello child. What is your name?

Me: Mauro

God: Hi there Mauro.

Me: How's up there?

God: Fine as far as I know. All things ok here too ?

Me: Pretty much

God: Be more specific.

Me: I mean, it's all ok and well with me

God: OK with me too.

Me: So...it is hard to be a god?

God: Aha. Why not?

Me: C'mon. Seriously.

God: Do you always express yourself that way? I am always serious.

Me: Sorry

God: There's no need to apologize.

Me: Ok. Do you like sex?

God: Yippee! Sure I do, Mauro, but that doesn't mean with you.

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Cheers!

T.

4 comments:

Akao said...
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Akao said...

Olha o meu papo com Deus:
Me:
God, do angels have sex?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
what does it means?
God:
" I am a Christian."? What does it means?
Me:
are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.

Daniel

Yudi said...

olha só a minha XD
Me:
... hi God... how are you?
God:
Hello there. What is your name? My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
You don` t know? Mi name is Kendi.
God:
I know that I do not know. And Kendi is Mi name.
Me:
Your name is Kendi too? Cool!
God:
My name is God. Who is the best robot?
Me:
Gundan? Mazinger? Megas XLR? I don` t know.
God:
You think Gundan is superior to ALICE? Where are you located? Tell me a little about your life in Megas XLR. Me either.
Me:
Who` s Alice? I` m from Brasil. Unfortunatelly I don' t have a Megas.
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself. What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Brasil. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Growing up? Sorry, I don't understand. Mi English is very poor. can we speak in Portuguese, please?
God:
How far up? Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. And poor is Mi English. Your polite style is very nice. Do you mean you and me? I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in in Portuguese.
Me:

God:
How far up? Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. And poor is Mi English. Your polite style is very nice. Do you mean you and me? I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in in Portuguese.
Me:
Sure. In Portuguese, God is pronunciate Deus.
God:
OK let's do it. Awesome. I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
Ops! I have to go now. It was a good talk. See ya.
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? Oh. See you later, . Nice chatting with you. Oh I get it. Very interesting. See you later, .

Besteves said...

Besteves Computeiro On:
Mais um teste de Turing, e como eu converso com essas criaturas!

Turing [um dos pais da computação] 'estabeleceu' que uma máquina só poderia ser considerada inteligente se ela fosse capaz de se comunicar de forma 'perfeita (*)'.
Esse teste inclusive 'aparece' no Blade Runner, muito fod...

(*) Entenda 'perfeita' como indistinguivel de um ser humano: é como se vc batesse papo com dois estranhos no msn e não conseguisse discernir qual seria humano e qual seria máquina. Antigamente existia um 'premio turing' de 300k dolares pra quem conseguisse fazer uma entidade artificial conversar coesamente por 30 minutos, mas não sei se o prêmio ainda existe...
Besteves Computeiro Off:

Como eu gosto desses chatzinhos... a petrobras tinha um muito legal!

Besteves